FPB
a fake pants b-n-r. when your slacks h-tch up around your groin and it looks like you have a b-n-r when you don’t.
everybody was laughing at david during the super bowl; he had an fbp.
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obama inauguration speech ruined by incessant jackhammering
source: www.theonion.com
comment: good stuff. fpb mike mathei.
fat p-ssy b-tch, a really fat chick who wears those spandex pants that she really shouldn’t wear.
that fpb from work made us move 3 sofas and 5 tables
abbreviation for fine pristine b-tch; alt. fine pristine babe. applies only to girls who meet these requirements:
1. outstanding body
2. not a dipsh-t
(for girls who fit the first requirement but not the second, see djs)
guy 1: “check out that -ss! i bet sheila’s a savage in the sack!”
guy 2: “yeah, but it’s not all about the s-x with her. we can talk for hours about particle physics.”
guy 1: “wow! sounds like you scored with a major fpb!”
fat psychotic b-tch
wow that fpb just killed that man over there!
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