fptp
first past the post – an election scheme which is won by the candidate with the most votes. in particular, the winning candidate does not require a majority of the votes to win.
where shall we drink tonight?
the red lion: 2
the castle: 1
the green man: 2
the queen’s head: 2
coffee shop: 3
fptp gives you coffee when 70% of you would rather have a beer.
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