fractured english
what nerds use as a second language whilist talking online to various ethnic groups and social denominations. the use of this language helps the speaker communicate in such away that all who are talked to (whether they be petephiles or 12 year old asians) can understand the language.
ex. fractured english
<12 year old asian> i like warcraft.
what lolcats speak. generally misusing as many pr-nouns, misconjugating as many verbs, and leaving out as many letters as possible while still getting the message across.
o, hai! how does i turned waters on? -cat
shut up, your fractured english is annoying. -normal person
no wai! coolness. the cat has it. -insane person
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