frailey
so, back in the day a young newlywed couple went back to their cabin in the majestic polish mountains and decided to have a nice drink of krupnik (a traditional polish beverage made of vodka and honey) before consummating their marriage. the krupnik had been left outside to chill but had frozen. the h-rny and thirsty couple decided to melt the frozen beverage in their mouths to try and get a buzz before all the humping. this wasn’t going fast enough so the guy (fracek) said why don’t we stick this frozen beverage in our -sses and drink as it melts. we can fit way more stuff in our b-tts!! his lovely new wife (hailey) said that is why i married you because of genius sh-t like that and so they b-ttchugged frozen alcohol from each other’s -sses and had guilt free polish catholic s-x and this became a traditional newlywed thing in poland.
hey let’s frailey these margaritas real quick and go black friday shopping!
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