Fran Hand


1. an awkward cramp that occurs when one m-st-rb-t-s over a women named frances too furiously, resulting in an uncontrollable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy’s hands.

2. to completely miss an easy catch when something is thrown, similar to a crocodile catch where the hands clap together making a snapping sound.
1. after to much time alone he was fran handed.

2. while playing frisbee in the park fran was h-t in the face after being “fran handed.”

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