France

often a very h-rny girl, she is very ecstatic and can be quite cold if you make her mad. although she is quite nice at heart and can be honest about her emotions, she is very friendly, but also a crazy b-tch and is usually up for any task the guys give her! she is very beautiful and lures guys to her with her amazing body.
guy 1: how was she?
guy 2: she was a total frances!
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the french flag

the unoffical standard of the frogs.

the french flag

le tour eiffel

the french look on during the fall of paris (wwii)
france is a country that fought side by side with americans on american soil during the american war of independence. also, the counrty that built and gave as a gift the greatest symbol of america, the statue of liberty.
a country where people work 35 hour weeks and have two months paid leave a year.

is the world’s 4th largest economy.

is a country with strong cultural and traditional values.

is a county with arguably the best food and drink in the world.

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a country with second-to-none public systems – tgv (train), education, healthcare.

a country that smokes and drinks more wine than britain and america and has a fraction of the heart disease and obesity rate.

a country full of charming, well-dressed people who do respond well when not approached by tactless english-speaking philistines.

a country full of beautiful architecture and art.
at least visit the place!
don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. i have been there two times, and my brother now has lived there for over a year. all the negative stereotypes are untrue, the people there are clean and friendly. and the positive stereotypes are true, they have a great culture, wine, food, etc. you can’t say that france is a bad country unless you have firsthand experience. so to all of you rednecks, please, sell your trailer and visit this beautiful country so you can realize that you’re just jealous of the french, you don’t hate them.
redneck- france is full of a bunch of smelly -ssholes!!!

me- how would you know? you live in a trailer and watch cmt all day… get a life.
the current reigning queen of the universe.
“hey dude, do you know who makes the sun and the moon rise?”

“yeah, it’s frances.”
a country whose soldiers marched row by row into german machine gun fire in the beginning of world war 1. 500, 000 french soldiers died this way in the great war. this is the same country that is ridiculed today for having a ‘cowardly’ military history.
g-d bless the french.
s-xy, pretty, and often mischevious. appears demure to those who don’t know her well, frances enjoys being naughty and makes those near to her want to kiss and lick every inch of her soft smooth skin. funny and beautiful, many would never guess that she has a mouth like a trucker, and deviant s-xual desires.
“frances makes me want to tear off her clothes so that i can take here right here on my desk”
very beautiful and nice country with a rich culture. i went to france and the stereotypes are untrue. the french are friendly and clean. most are very chic and chill. a lot of ignorant americans forget that the french gave us the of america: the statue of liberty (d’oh!). it’s also a country that gave us troops in the revolution. most french haters are also bush supporters who haven’t even been to france (most likely because they can’t afford it)… why bash what you don’t know?
person 1: i hate france. it’s full of smelly ugly p-ssys. f’ing traitors!

person 2: you’ve never even been to france. how would you know? why don’t you step outside your trailer for some fresh air? also, put down the toby keith cd!