FRANCOISED
an all encomp-ssing term used to describe an inconsiderate event that, most always, happens to an unsuspecting victim. these events can include, but are not limited to: stealing another person’s milk from the refrigerator to use in one’s coffee; stealing another person’s plastic fork from the drawer in their cubicle; splashing water on another employee and saying to him after, “it is only water”; placing one’s food in the microwave, uncovered; removing one’s hot, uncovered food from the microwave, only to leave the exploded remains behind, never to clean up; placing one’s body directly in the path of an ongoing conversation, without using the the phrase, “excuse me please” and immediately speaking to one of the partic-p-nts of that ongoing conversation; failing to use common courtesy in restroom situations, such as failing to leave a buffer between one’s self and another restroom partic-p-nt, slamming the toilet seat down only to scare all other restroom partic-p-nts, just plain making way too much noise in the restroom and disturbing other restroom partic-p-nts; leaving one’s food particulate in the sink after rinsing one’s dish; placing one’s food on top of another person’s food so one does not have to wait in line for the microwave
holy sh-t!!! that mother f-cker just francoised you!!!
i can not believe the amount times i have been francoised this morning.
if i get francoised one more time today, i am going to flip the f-ck out.
you have just been francoised…
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