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  when one becomes so gangsterish, that they must feed off the blood of the none gangsterish. making them a fangster. the most powerful of all fangsters is gangster dracula. “you can’t possibly compare me and billy d. williams. you just can’t do it, it’s impossible, we’re both gangster dracula’s.”

• Sausage Casserole

  any international flight in which there are more male flight attendants than female. a sausage c-sserole differs to a sausagefest due to chutney being involved. mike: “d-mn, there are only 3 female flight attendants on this flight! it’s a total sausagefest up in here.” cam: “more like a sausage c-sserole.” when a person has more […]

• sausage inflator

  same as a p-n-s pump, a gadget that is advertised increase the size of a person’s p-n-s. by using a p-n-s pump, the underendowed celebrity was able to substantially increase the length and girth of his p-n-s. he found that this sausage inflator also intensified his -j-c-l-t–n and -rg-sm experiences.

• Lomman

  the v-g-n-l crust of a crack wh-r-. i’ll never scr-pe this lomman off!

• Walrus-Slap

  to own a person, animal, or an object, and especially a woman in an extremely offensive manner. the highest form of ownage. often do walrus-slaps leave the recipient feeling hurt and rejected, and an apology or an “i’m just kidding” is usually required to maintain the friendship. also, if you are present when a walrus-slap […]

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