frankenfoods
revolutionary culinary creations that mash up original and unexpected food combinations and ingredients, resulting in delicious dishes…or awful misses.
better known frankenfoods include the ramen burger, spam sushi, and spicy pulled pork s’mores.
adam: “after eating that gyro egg-roll, i decided to make my own frankenfood.”
jen: “i haven’t seen you cook since ’04. what’d you make?”
adam: “fried pb&j fish sticks. yum.”
genetically modified crops, done so for the purpose of increasing overall yield, resistance to pests, and other reasons. been around for awhile, yet n-body has grown an extra head or suffered cancers -ssociated with it.
frankenfood is a scare term used by european agricultural interests trying to take trade share from us growers; and also used by ignorant folks using it as a lame excuse for yet more yankbashing.
a mash up of original and unexpected food combinations and ingredients, resulting in delicious dishes…or awful misses.
those peanut b-tter and jelly fishsticks that we ordered at the diner were a complete frankenfood.
food that has been genetically enhanced or has been grown using growth or other hormones.
hippies often protest over frankenfood.
genetically-modified food crops, often including the insertion of genetic material that cannot be found in nature. while we’re -ssured they are safe, little testing goes into making sure this is true.
many countries and consumers are wising up to the hazards inherent in frankenfoods.
food with many additives that alter its basic nature.
some common frankenfoods: fat free sour cream or mayo, sugar free ice-cream.
junk food
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