Frankensteining
the act of bringing something or someone to life by means of electricity.
1) matt: come on man we gotta go
kyle: hold on man i’m frankensteining my phone
matt: you’re what?
kyle: bringing it to life with electricity man
2) dr: this man has gone into cardiac arrest and is fading fast we have to frankensteining him (charges up defibrillators and shocks patient, monitor shows working heart beat)
dr: thank god we could frankenstein him soon enough
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combining various items to make an object or concept that works, but not very efficiently. (originating from novel frankenstein by sh-lley)
most commonly a fashion term, refering to a stylist picking various pieces from a range of set outfits in a hurry, throwing them together, and creating an outfit that sort of works, but is largely wrong.
a: hey m, the wheels on my suitcase just broke and i need to wheel this to the check in point.
m: no problem, with a thin sharp implement, make to central holes in these bottle lids, and use them as wheels.
a: nice! hey….they sort of work, but…they’re a bit frankensteined
b:wow, i like your outfit j, it’s very contemporary.
h:i think it looks stupid.
j:i was in a hurry and was frankensteining
the act of s-xual behavior with a women who is completely unconscious because of alcohol. continue having s-x with her till she gains consciousness then screaming “it’s alive!” as you jack off on her face.
brad: you see that girl past out over there?
lance: i’m totally frankensteining her!
when you are about to smoke a bong and you use many parts that are from other peoples bongs, so its like the best parts of each. you must use more than 3 parts. for example, you could use one persons bong, another persons ash catcher, and a third persons bowl.
– yo lets use your bowl, on my bong, with his ash catcher.
– sweet man, lets get frankensteining now.
-hey, grab some ice!
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