franklin furnace
a s-xual move to be used on a female, named after the sh-tty town in ohio. it requires the following props: a lit candle, franklin brand batting glove, and electric blanket set to “high.”
the man, preferably unshowered for at least 7 days, and woman engage in 69. at the moment of his climax (hers doesn’t matter), a number of events occur: 1) he rips a juicy fart, 2) he pulls the electric blanket over her head, 3) he sticks the lit candle in her -ss, 4) he puts his franklin-clad thumb in her throbbing womanhood, and 5) enjoys the throes of his triumphant -j-c-l-t–n.
warning: for advanced level lovers only!
ronnie:”salty, ever given a girl the franklin furnace?”
salty:”no, i’m not cool like jason and ronnie”
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