fraternity
a frat is where all of the douche bags in highschool go to after graduation. their now washed up football careers gone in the wind, they must find somewhere else to fit in for the next four years in order to not face their lack of p-ssion and skill for anything but throwing b-lls and tackling people. so come join a frat! a multi thousand dollar buddies club where you can feel like you fit in somewhere, when in fact you’re just a crowd following alcoholic sheep conformist with no real ident-ty outside of your paid for “brothers” whos main hobbies include: getting drunk every day, failing cl-sses, having s-x with intoxicated women, developing alcoholism and getting stds, and judging other people for not conforming with your group of pretty boy preppy d-ckheads who think they’re part of something bigger which is going to be gone before they know it.
fraternity boy: stupid gdi’s everywhere, they make me want to just get drunk and f-ck b-tches to show them how cool we are!
“gdi”: that’s cool. while you’re wearing your stupid polo shirts and salmon booty shorts with boat shoes, getting m-ssively drunk every day and thinking it’s a talent or something and not a drug addiction, neglecting the entire reason you go to college in the first place: to study, and judging everyone who doesn’t have to pay for their social circle with their parent’s money, we’ll be expressing ourselves freely, having a great time, and finding ourselves instead of trying to fit in with everyone else like always.
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