fraud

(n) 1. imposter.
2. fake.
3. homer simpson.
homer: what if people think a guy’s a hero, but he was really just lucky?
magic johnson: don’t worry. sooner or later, people like that are exposed as the frauds they are.
something that is “fraud” is deceitful but it also means messed up, lame, stupid, ridiculous, or something that just plain sucks.
tina: member when dante said that he gon beat jeremy’s -ss on friday. please … he just runnin his mouth.

jay: ha yeah. he’s just a fraud b-tch.
a clever and cunning act to circ-mvent rules that only apply to less clever people who cannot get around them
“his fraud just made him solvent once again while others suffer in insolvency”
intentional misrepresentation of ident-ty or intent.
“hey, alec, didn’t someone create a definition on urban dictionary for an offensive word and then commit fraud by claiming they were you when they posted it?”

“yeah! now when you search for my name on google, “dirty lincoln” is the third result you get back! boy, i hope a potential employer doesn’t google me and find that.”

“yeah, that’d be pretty bad. hey! i know! you should get a hold of urban dictionary and ask them to take it down!”

“oh, i’ve tried three or four times. through a couple different methods! maybe if i post a new definition, they’ll proofread it on its way through, read this, and remove my name from the fraudulent definition, like i’ve asked them to!”
“maybe, i hope the get the gosh darn hint, friend”
lenny dykstra pretending to have made 140 winning trades in a row, while in the middle of a bankruptcy proceeding.
enron, madoff, and dykstra are each a m-ssive fraud.
fraud is a term used to define the doing of an illegal act! usually armenians fall under this category since they are usually the ones that do this sort of thing!
armenians like to committ insurance and welfare fraud!

so what’s new?
to be a fake person/ friend or jus fake ingeneral
david crist jr = fraud

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