Freak Show Fat
obese people who, a hundred years ago, would be able to work in a circus freak show due to their exceptional rotundness. now, these people are so numerous that they can no longer find work in shows, and are seldom noticed to any great extent.
you can find them in ‘all you can eat’ establishments, drinking super big gulps while walking or driving, and generally consuming far more fattening food than they could possibly ever need to sustain themselves.
favored food groups are – meats, cheeses, chips, sodas, breads and macaroni made with white flour (never whole wheat) desserts, and various fast food snacks.
“when we were at the cracker barrel, we saw some huge hungry b-tches that were freak show fat.”
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