freakum
a tight, s-xy, revealing, backless, and/or short dress that every woman has in her closet; kept only to be used in emergency jealousy-causing situations, i.e. when you suspect your partner to be cheating on you, you make him jealous by hitting the town and showing off your bodacious body.
“oh, every woman got one
oh, shut it down when the time comes
oh, pull out the big guns
oh, and put your freak-m dress on” – beyoncé
“ooh d-mn, she got her freak-m dress on. bet you she’s on the rebound tonight.”
“her man must’ve really f-cked up!”
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