Freaky Hoskisson
when your girl m-st-rb-t-s in front of you, the wetter she gets, the more juices she puts both in her mouth and yours. this act is usually done from dusk to dawn while indie music plays in the back round.
she fingered herself silly and kept pulling her wet fingers in both our mouths. we did this from when the sun went down to when it came up again while listening to death cab for cutie on repeat. my girlfriend actually did a freaky hoskisson.
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