Fred Flintstone

fred flintstone, or fred, is a placeholder name for any man whose name you do not know that fits the following requirements:

has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o’clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn’t do “women’s work”, says words like “gizmo”, “gadget”, “reefer”, and mondee, quotes andrew dice clay five times a day, is h-m-phobic, right-wing, listens to bruce springsteen and the beach boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. not to be confused with hank hill, charlie brown, or homer simpson.
neighbor: hey you! stop all that swearing while you’re outside! there’s ladies here!

guy: no problem fred.

neighbor: what was that!!!?

scenario 2

co-worker: if that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, i’m gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!

guy: hey! calm down fred flintstone. he’s just a kid.

co-worker: how many times do i have to tell you? my name’s not fred… wilmaaaaaaa!!!
when a guy with a huge d-ck pulls away while his girl is on her knees blowing him and he starts swinging his big prized c-ck across her head, just like a prehistoric caveman would whack his woman on her head with his caveman club.
i fred flintstoned my b-tch on her head last night…yabba dabba doo.

after i pulled a fred flintstone on my chick, she saw stars all night long.

lucky my girl got no bruises on her head after i fred flintstoned her or i be arrested for domestic violence. sh-t.
#c-ck whipped #big d-ck #s-x like a caveman #b-tch slapped #fred flinstone
one who leaves the office precisely at quitting time usually while his colleagues are still at their desks. in reference to the beginning of the cartoon where the work whistle blows and fred yells yabaa dabba doo! and runs out of work.
joe pulled a fred flintstone last night and was on the elevator at 5 pm on the dot.
#fred flinstone #freddy flintstone #yabba dabba doo #flintstone #flintstones
the act of rocking ones bed during s-x
i fred flintstoned that b-tch last night
#fred #flintstone #bed #rock #night
the act of slamming ones feet through the floor of the car, and onto the pavement, to stop the car.
dude i gotta pee, if you don’t pull over i’ll fred flintstone this b-tch.
#car #stop #caveman #fred #flintstone
when you run out of fuel for the car, and have to push your car to the petrol station. named after the most popular guy that pushes his car to drive it.
my friend bob ran out of fuel the other day, and he had to fred flintstone it to the bp
#riding for the poor #peddling #walking #no fuel #strolling
to date two or more girls simultaneously. this refers to the 1/19/62 flintstones episode #44 “the entertainer” when fred has to manage two dates at the same club when wilma unexpectedly shows up. of course, he had the help of barney to distract them as he switches between girls (this will not always be your case). even though he was ultimately unsuccessful, the expression remains.
man, i forgot about caroline and invited audrey out too… i can’t cancel now, i’ll have to pull a fred flintstone.
#fred #flintstone #two dates #two women #double trouble
common street name for pcp, according to wayne brady, as seen in the chapelle show.
i didn’t know you like to get wet…man, you just smoked angel dust…pcp, sherm, love boat, scabble dabble, lickety split, sherman hemsley, big ragu, hulk hogan, leon isaac kennedy, fred flintstone, jimmy superfly snuka, serrion glover…
#pcp #sherm #love boat #scabble dabble #lickety split #sherman hemsley #big ragu #hulk hogan #leon isaac kennedy #fred flintstone #jimmy superfly snuka #serrion glover