freddy fazbear pizza


the one place that is magical, entertaining during the day.
during the night time, it’s a horrendous, monstrous, scariest, abandoned sh-t pile of r-ct-m that will rip your gillies out and sh-t your pants from 12 am-6 am, when it’s 12 am, prepare to sh-t your pants. at 6 am, be lucky you survived.
phone guy: welcome to freddy fazbear pizza.
night watch security guard: what?!?!

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