Free cum
to “j-zz your pants” but a more scientiffic way to say it. to get s-xual excitment without a female or male to make you c-m. c-ming out of no where, or c-ming when you’re just h-rny.
jerry: “last night when rachel told me she liked me, i just skeeted, she didn’t even have to touch me!”
bob: “dude you know that you free c-m?”
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