free James Brown
the act of defecation.
other terms which express this action include raise a stink and paint the town brown.
person 1: i really need to get in the bathroom.
person 2: just go whiz behind the house, n-body’ll see you.
person 1: but i gotta free james brown!
person 2: wanna borrow my mom’s holy bible to wipe with? the pages are surprisingly soft.
person 1: ok that sounds cool, but how come you get to be person 2? i’m the one dropping the deuce!
person 2: look bro, i’m just a fictional character in a hypothetical conversation which was contrived for the purposes of ill-stration. go ask hecktor dangus.
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