Free-Pee
the act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.
person 1: ok, lets go.
person 2: wash your hands you nasty b-st-rd.
person 1: i don’t have to, i just did a free-pee.
person 2: wtf.
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