Free size


one size fit’s all.
“free size clothes shrink & expand, but sometimes they lie & don’t always look so hot.”
a t-shirt that comes in only one size, usually two sizes bigger than you actually need.

said t-shirts can be found outside of concerts, sporting events, 5k runs, charity walks, etc. or any other event where t-shirts are handed out.
i never got a concert tee after the pearl jam show because i knew it would only come in free size and those things are 4 sizes too big…all the time.

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