freedom pat


the tsa’s new pat down procedure put in effect in the holiday season, 2010 that is far more in depth to prior security pat downs
i went through airport security to get on my flight to the middle of no where usa, and they did a freedom pat on me, wtf, that was uncomfortable.
the process of having your genitalia fondled by low-paid government officials at a major airport in the name of a false public perception of national security. an optional procedure only used if one opts out of using a scanning machine that allows a different, anonymous low-paid government worker in a back room to see your private parts (and possibly also bombs) by way of x-rays that have been shown to increase risks of cancer.
“it’s not a grope. it’s a freedom pat!” – head of the department of homeland security

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