freedom soda


a french variant of italian soda. consists of torani syrup, soda water, ice, and milk.

the “freedom” moniker is used because calling it “french” would be unamerican.

like the freedom enjoyed by this drink’s namesake, freedom soda is best made from borrowed talent (ie, stolen ingredients)
a: hey r, did you check otu the cherry vanilla freedom soda?
r: yeah, it was the bomb

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