Freedom Wood
freedom wood is a lovely predicament where you are in the process of free ballin’ during this process you produce an erection. this happens because your johnson rubs freely against your pants or just loves the fresh air.
guy 1: dude, i have some awesome freedom wood!
guy 2: mannnn, why did you tell me that?
guy 1: im sorry there was a slight breeze.
guy 2: thats about as cool as mung
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