Freehold Raceway Mall
every prep girl’s dream. the top floor had been built so conveniently with american eagle, hollister co., abercrombie & fitch, aeropostale, and forever 21 within 10 feet of one another. g-d bless the architect that built this mall.
the only sh-tty part is that you can’t go there without seeing someone from your school, or rival’s school, walking right past you with their school mascot hoodie on.
girl 1: hey, are you going to freehold raceway mall tonight?
girl 2: nah, i’m going to menlo park instead.
girl 1: traitor!
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