Freemanic Paracusia
a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of morgan freeman.
http://xkcd.com/462/
while surfing the internet, randall, a sufferer of freemanic paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertis-m-nt and found comfort in the thought of morgan freeman reading it aloud to him: “why, you could enlarge your p-n-s for cheap. my, my, isn’t that something.”
a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the voice of morgan freeman.
jim just gets lost in whatever he’s reading ever since he got freemanic paracusia.
a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of morgan freeman
guy1: “dammit, since i read xkcd i’ve had freemanic paracusia.”
guy2: “you really need to get out more.”
a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of morgan freeman.
even this v–gr- spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of freemanic paracusia: “why, you could enlarge your p-n-s for cheap. my, my. isn’t -that- something.”
a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of morgan freeman
http://xkcd.com/462/ for an example of freemanic paracusia
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