freepounds
to freepounds something is to steal it, because it costs “free pounds”. however, freepoundsed items are rarely particularly useful or expensive, and should ideally raise a laugh if pilfered. cans of food, small novelty toys, or blocks of cheese may be typically freepoundsed. jewellery can not be freepounds traditionally (unless it’s sh-t) as always remember that “if it’s less than three pounds, it can be freepoundsed.”
“hey look, i freepoundsed these olives”.
“stand in front of my handbag, i’m going to freepounds that starfruit”.
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