Freestones


stolen keysones.
drunk guy # 1 – good thing we robbed that liqour store tonight! got me alot of keystones!

drunk guy # 2 – you dumb-ss! these arent keystones! these are freestones!
is the act of canceling out the coolness of your first name. and leaving you with negative coolness.
the girl thought her first name was cool, but she was freestonered and discovered this was infact not the case.

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