freeze the tortoise
to stop a conversation, because a) someone has said something incredibly awkward and/or disturbing or b) the conversation is inevitably leading that way.
when mikey told me to “guard my carnal treasure” it really froze the tortoise.
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the incapability of opening the fridge, caused by the sheer panic that all the guests invited at your party are now in the kitchen, and they most probably will eat all your food – andrew, do you have anything to eat sweetheart? – how many times did i tell you not to use the word […]
- fridge gobblin
a person who creeps around the kitchen late at night, sitting in-front of the refrigerator and eating anything in sight. yo taylor is drunk again and being a little “fridge gobblin”.
- friendoupahlove
a relationship with no physical contact, boyfriend girlfriend relationship without benefits, marriage without s-x, common with couples that aren’t allowed to be together. “hey, my dad found out about us going out, we should just friendoupahlove instead because i cant stop loving youu :]
- friendship hit
the last possible hit of a bong after people think it’s cashed which you give to someone to prove their friendship to you. ex 1: maclovin’: is that tots cashed? caitlin: there’s a friendship hit in there. maclovin’: -cough cough cough- ex 2: caitlin: is that tots k-ed? maclovin’: are you my friend? (caitlin is).
- friendsie
like a selfie, but with friends in it. i was taking a selfie and my friends wanted to be in the picture. it then became a friendsie.