French Doorbell
occurs when a man p–ps on a girls chest and then sticks the p–p up her nose. she then proceeds to give him a bl-w j-b and, before he c-ms, he punches her in the head so that the c-m comes out of her nose. but wait!!! the c-m can’t come out of her nose because there is p–py in the way. so, at this point the man is pretty grossed out and proceeds to throw up on the girl’s chest. in an attempt to calm down, the man smokes a cigar in the girls v-g-n-. lastly, he will pick up a colt .45, shoot her, and then shoot himself.
we gather here today in memory of bob and jess. however, we should take comfort in knowing that they died happy… in the process of performing a french doorbell.
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