French Faceoff
from the favorite p-sstime of french soldiers in world war 2, the french faceoff is an act where two gentlemen adopt a strong, lunging posture, grasp one another’s p-n-ses, and feverishly jerk off each other’s genitalia while maintaining an intense state of eye contact. the loser of the contest is the individual who -j-c-l-t-s.
cpt. leblanc and lt. jean-pierre were bored on the front line, and needed to live to the morning. they grasped each other’s erect p-n-ses, and leblanc spouted -j-c-l-t- into the fresh french morning air. he was the loser of the french faceoff. fin.
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