french frie
a french frie is when you jerk off and c-m on a table or hard substance. you then smear it into a half dolor sized circle and put some asiago cheese on it. next you melt it with a blowdrier and slurp it up
dude i had such a good french frie for lunch
” what do u want for dinner honey”-mom
” can papa make us some french fries”-daughter
“sure thing my sweat boy” -mom
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