French Hairpiece
when french people sh-t on each other’s heads. a festive “french hairpiece” cake is usually served afterwards. the cake also consists of mainly fecal matter and hair.
“my father was born in paris, so every february 28 we have cake and he gives my mom a diamond studded “french hairpiece”.”
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