french hug
the most intimate and beautiful of all hugs. you start with you your hands really close together and make contact with the generalized belly-b-tton area of the lucky recipient. then your hands split off to adventure back to the small of the other persons back. once your hands are around the kidneys, pull them in real tight and make a quick turn up toward the shoulder blades. once you’ve finally come to rest at the upper back, possibly even wrapping around to the top of their shoulders, try to maintain a well distributed pressure over their entire body. a deep smell of their neck and pelvic thrust are encouraged, though optional.
sammy likes getting french hugs from other guys…
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