French Monocle


when a man places one t-st-cl- on one eye of another person. the positioning mimics the wearing of a monocle. similar to the act of tea-bagging.
guy #1: dude, what did you do to sally while she was p-ssed out?

guy #2: not, much, just the standard french monocle. took pics. check the web.

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