French Mustache
at the climax of s-xual intercourse, the man -j-c-l-t-s his man créme across the upper lip and adding an aristic swirl to each end. this gives the illusion that the women has a french mustache.
dude my girl thought it was funny to use teeth while doming me last night, but i set her straight. i slapped a french mustache on that b-tch
when you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your p-n-s so that when you w-ng slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. precision and timing is a must.
dude, i totally just “french mustached” scotty!
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