French mustard
term to describe when a girl has a noticeable amount of facial hair. it comes from when a person has mustard, ketchup etc. on their face from eating food, and also french girls, since they sometimes do not shave.
so french mustard is a combination of the two.
friend 1: hey how did that blind date go??
friend 2: oh, well, she had a nice body and all, shes actually nice, but i noticed some french mustard.
friend 1: ohhh, thats a b-n-r killer. well, she can always shave it off.
friend 2:true she could shave, but how do i tell her to without being an -ss?
friend 1: i guess you cant, you will just have to deal with the french mustard.
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