french oven
a french oven is when, whilst in the boudoir, one partenaire secrète takes the other and unloads a huge -ss wind within the pajamas of the other. this may require manipulation of the waste line and wrapping the b-ttocks within the shirt or waste line of the other for full access. it does not matter if the wind blows south, or north, but north is preferred. if the wind blows through the northerly route strong enough to escape the shirt collar and ill-strate a “blowing wind” effect on the hair, it then becomes known as a french convection oven.
hey man, check this out: last night in bed i gave kimberly a wicket french oven.
when you are getting a bj under the covers and then you fart.
i made my d-ck tent into a french oven.
after sleeping with your girlfriend, and wanting to break up, you ripp a h-lla bad fart and pull the covers over her head. do it till she vometes.
kyle:dude i cant get rid of my b-tch.
kiernan: haha dude some advice is to stick her into a french oven.
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