French Toast Alert


when a snow storm (winter warning) is coming and people go out and buy milk, eggs, and bread at the grocery store.
jack: did you see the news? were going to get a foot of snow.

emily: no, i better go to the store and get food.

jack: guess it’s just another french toast alert.

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