french turkey


at a special time during the year when your french girls come over, you are going to want to bake them into your french turkey. there are many different seasonings you can use, so you will have to be careful with the crevice of your french girl. of course there might be some disagreement at first, but when they see how hot and tan they will be after being b-ttered and baked at 350, they will change their minds. you cannot resist the french turkey. so hot man. so hot.
that girl is so pale, i want to cook her up like a french turkey.

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