fresh off the press
clothes you have just purchased and now are wearing it without washing
david: cool shirt!
ryan: fresh off the press!
david: umm? okay.
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a hand job executed with two hands, stacked on top of each other, around the shaft of the p-n-s, with one hand rotating clockwise and the other counterclockwise. i.e. simulating the use of a pepper grinder. my old lady fresh-peppered me this morning
- frog splash
a wrestling move that involves jumping off the top rope and landing flat onto a wrestler down on the mat. rvd finished him off with his patented five-star frog splash. doing a girl doggie style while she is eating out another girl doggie style, then you leap over the girl your are having s-x with […]
- Fuck a dog in a river
to dispose of goods, people or animals. disposal does not need to be in a body of water. common usage in the mixed race culture in london, especially mixed black/irish. dean: i am a bad man harry: you’re as bad as a cuc-mber dean: i’d f-ck a dog in a river. harry: …….. wait…. you’d […]
- fuck by the numbers
a mathematical way to have s-xual intercourse. he: honey, what hole are you looking to have filled? she: i’m so h-rny … try ‘em all. let’s f-ck by the numbers. he: ok, i think i will go around the horn. i’ll start with numero uno (mouth), proceed to #2 (p-ssy), then finish in #3 (-ss).
- Fuck-Donalds
food poisoning or illness caused by either being in a branch of mcdonald’s or by eating their food. “i have a band case of f-ck-donalds, i knew extra fries were a bad idea.”