freshly ripe fruit
a male who recently embraced his suppressed h-m-s-xuality. this often leads him to over express his newly embraced s-xuality. the results often conclude in: searching out other gay men through any venue whether it be an actual location or mysp-ce, facebook, or any other social networking site. this often leads to promiscuous behavior. further, a freshly ripe fruit must conscript a close female friend (see f-g hag) soon after adopting the gay lifestyle. the freshly ripe fruit stage of a gay mans maturing process usually last six months to a year.
oh hey, what happened to johnny. oh he’s freshly ripe fruit. he doesn’t dress in anything but rainbows with a locket with a picture of his boo of the week around his neck. i hope he turns that flame down someday or he’ll burn a house down!
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