Freshman Fuzz


the pitiful patch of pre-beard whiskers that develop on teenagers who are convinced it makes them look older; what you’ve seen on nearly every male freshman’s chin.
ron grew out his freshman fuzz in an attempt to attract some freshman girls but failed, with only a slightly warmer chin to show for it.

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