freshman impregnater
a machine like being (10th grade and higher) who actively seeks out freshman to plant his seed in.
friend- dude can’t be at practice today, my groin really hurts
friend 2- what did you and alex do last night ?
friend- let’s just say the sperm has fertilized, i repeat the sperm has fertilized
friend 2- awe you god d-mn freshman impregnater
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