Freshman Seventy


the 70 people you add on facebook before you start college who you’ve never met but you’re friends with just because you’ll be graduating at the same time.
john: hey! you’re friends with suzie q. too?
jim: who? oh, i just added her when i started facebook, i don’t know her.
john: oh, the freshman seventy strikes again.

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