freshmen connection
a half -ssed admission to the university of maryland. they liked your application but not enough to admit you as a normal student. the biggest load of sh-t known to the college application process. usually involves taking evening courses until 9pm, sub-par -ssistance from the university, and having no time to partic-p-te in extracurricular activities. basically keeping you from having a good college experience. and for housing you’re on your own. if you like being a second cl-ss citizen on your own college campus then this program is for you!
oh man! every single one of my friends is having a great college experience! too bad i can’t since i’m in freshmen f-cking connection.
i wish they would either accept or deny me instead of putting me in freshmen connection.
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