fresno funnel cake
when a male clown does a reach around on another guy while simultaneously slipping a pinky with powdered sugar in his -ss
the circus wasn’t too bad because they were giving free fresno funnel cakes to anyone that buried their head in a pile of elephant sh-t.
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