Fridge Headbutter
a person who is so unfortunately ugly; they appear to have spent a whole week, none stop, smashing their face against a fridge to create the full mangled look. for an added feature, the same monster can sometimes complete their metamorphasis by kissing a hot iron.
tony: hey tez, i think we should get the f-ck out of here, theres a right beast approaching!
tez: don’t worry tony, it’s just vanessa, she’s a fridge headb-tter!
tony: all the same mate – i’d rather leave before this ugly b-tch takes us hostage.
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