fridge monkey
a little person that you can carry to the fridge to get a beer while still having intercourse with them.
“that girl i just met is a total fridge monkey”
” he likes em small and fridge monkey like”
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a boy who steals a girl’s first kiss. not exactly a player but instead of doing it, he just goes for girl’s first kiss. pureboi= a j-penese word for player “watch out, he’s a pureboy. i heard he ramdomly kissed my friend… “
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1. an incredibly good looking guy, also known as “s-x on legs”, “s-x g-d”, or “s-x of g-d”. 2. usually smart and have a high degree of intelligence 3. a lot of people turn insanely jealous at his s-xy body oh, i wish i was a yeldham…